Alan Cumming - Ladies Who Lunch (Live) lyrics

[Verse 1] I'd like to propose a toast Here's to the ladies who lunch Everybody laugh Lounging in their [?] and planning a brunch On their own behalf After the gym and to a fitting Claiming they're fat And looking grim Cuz they've been sitting choosing a hat Does anyone still wear a hat [Verse 2] I'll drink to that So here's to the girls who stay smart Aren't they a gas Rushing to the cla**es and optical arts Wishing it would pa** Another long exhausting day Another thousand dollars A matinee A pinter play Perhaps a piece of mylars I'll drink to that And one for morrow I mean why not [Verse 3] Here's to the girls who play wife Aren't they too much Keeping house but clutching a copy of life Just to keep in touch The ones who follow the rules And meet themselves at the schools Too busy to know that they're fools Aren't they a gem I'll drink to them Let's all drink to that [Verse 4] So here's to the girls who just watch Aren't they the best When they get depressed It's a bottle of scotch Plus a little jazz Another chance to disapprove Another brilliant singer Another reason not to move Another vodka stinger I'll drink to that [Verse 5] Here's to the girls on the go Everybody tries Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know Everybody dies A toast to that invincible bunch The dinosaurs surviving the crunch Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch Everybody rise Rise rise rise Rise rise rise Rise rise rise Rise Thank you Good night