[Verse 1] You handsome decent guys just love to tell us That self-respect and self-restraint are good Well smarmy words like that may just repel us Please give us food or leave it near our mat You guys who think we ought to starve and still be nice Well you yourselves keep eating and grow fat It might be better to serve up some beans and rice Raise model issues (maybe after that) We see the banquet spread right there before us We'll take our fill and then let you pull us [Chorus] So how do humans live By eating humans by boiling, frying, roasting, toasting those when they can This life is possible because us humans avoid the site of their own frying pans You handsome decent guys you're this again We humans only live by k**ing men [Verse 2] You guys just love to regulate our s** lives A penis here is bad but here it's good Well we think that hypocrisy just wrecks life Please give us food or leave it near our hood We know you think we ought to study carefully The model lives of you who dine at jack It might be better to serve up some beans and rice Raise model issues (maybe) after that We see the banquet spread right there before us We'll take our fill and then let you pull us [Chorus] So how do humans live By eating humans by boiling, frying, roasting, toasting those when they can This life is possible because us humans avoid the site of their own frying pans You handsome decent guys you're this again We humans only live by k**ing men