Alain Boublil - What a Waste lyrics

Engineer Check it out, hey Yo! Check it out! Hey you, you want to try my girls, try my girls! ect... Doormen Girls! I got girls! Doormen Gorgeous Girls! Doormen Very nice! Tourists Hey wow! Oh look! We gotta see! Vendors Bags, Gucci bags! Cultured pearls Shrimp and rice! Tourists I'm glad my wife's not here with me Engineer What a waste To pay for my keep I'm rounding up sheep To fleece here in Bangkok I'm disgraced I can't get ahead There's nothing as dead As peace here in Bangkok Ten cents an hour - And I stand all day I could sell Kim for ten times my pay If your looking for fun Original sin? If you want to put out Then you gotta come in Doormen Girls! I got girls! Doormen Gorgeous girls! Doormen Very nice! Doormen Girls! Engineer Gee, isn't Bangkok really neat? Doormen I got girls! Engineer The things they're selling on the street Doormen Girls! Engineer Fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy Doormen Worth the price Engineer A girl, or if you want, a boy Doormen and Engineer Hey, come to me First drink is free Engineer Don't be a lump, you can hump For a small extra fee Engineer I'm depressed Fot hustling amours To Japanese tours Is no treat in Bangkok I'm the best But where's a Marine With fistfuls of green I'd cheat him in Bangkok? Ten cents an hour Evening, Boss Screw the Siamese Look how the're ripping off refugees If your looking for fun Original sin If you want to put out Then you gotta come in Doormen Girls! Engineer Hey boys, don't stand around like wimps Doormen I got girls! Engineer Watch out, those guys - They'r really Pimps Doormen Girls! Engineer You want some thrills, I'll guarantee Some Doormen Half the price Engineer Tonight, a twosome or a threesome Look what you'll see! Engineer Hey, that's a joke. Mine blow smoke For a small extra fee Vendors Acid, Marijuana and hash Doormen We'll get you high in a flash Tourists Let's go see what they mean Vendors Chicken, lemon gra** and bamboo Tourists We want to try something new! Doormen Come do the ping pong routine! Engineer Hey Joe, try taking a little excursion You'll feel good from a little perversion Tourists OH YEAH! Engineer Ma**age requiring total immersion Tourists OH WOW! Engineer Some strange positions say me are persian Tourists OH! NO! Drinks are on me First girl is free What can I say? You get me For a small extra fee Vendors Acid, Marijuana and hash Doormen We'll get you high in a flash Tourists Let's go see what they mean Vendors Chicken, lemon gra** and bamboo Tourists We want to try something new! Doormen Come do the ping pong routine!