Al Shid - Jailbait Jennifer lyrics

Oh no God, I can't go to jail No! [ J-Zone ] Drive in my Reeboks, steppin up Main Street boppin Like a broken leg puppet, lookin rugged window shoppin And I'm starvin, thinkin 'bout a bag of roasted peanuts Rudly interrupted by fly grills and c-cups Ass more abundant than s**ers at open mic nights Gettin tight like watchin a x-rated dyke fight Oh sh** - ( *dong* ) - went my co*k I'm harder than findin my first album There she go: "Hey you, yeah you, baby stop it I need your ID so I can stare, run your pockets" I should have got it, she's amused by my humor though "My name is Zone, if you wanna bone, call the studio" She grabbed her hips, what's up yo, I'm 23, middle cla** I got a whip, it's busted though, can I still get the a**? Weeks later, watchin _Love and Basketball_ Scopin out the hips, starin at the a** and all Warmin up the mood, out for brain in the mezzanine This chick talkin 'bout (I can't wait till I'm 17) Yo, I'm chokin like Ewing at the foul line on my snow cap She young as sh**, should I hit it? Man f** it, I'm horny (you dirty old man) Yo, she's even new to bleedin, my concious tried to warn me I got a young nympho, so life is straight "Yo, I bet you in a year you makin licence plates" But she could pa** for 24 so I'm on it with a stroke But I'm tortured by visions of me droppin the soap She's too young (Don't do it, don't screw!) She's too young (But she look 22) She's too young) (Craddle-robbin for some wet balls A stupid muthaf**a, now you sittin in a messhall) (You punk She's only 16 I told you before to stay away from her You oughta put him under the jail) [ Al-Shid ] Nonchalant, in a 2000 Galant Playin shotgun, I seen this hot hon outside of Stop One Hollered at her, no response "Yo what's up love, let me guess, you don't f** scrubs" She had to stop and laugh Hypnotized by the a** I had to drop the gla** Called her over, grabbed her palm and told her "I'm tryin to get your right and left leg segregated You know baby ( ? ) style, separated" Her gestures made it possible She slowly moaned s**in a popsicle Hopped in a ride, my n***a drove me home We on the couch watchin Comic View, I sit in a slouch Her hands on her abdominal, my dick in her mouth All I really want is head, then I'm kickin her out Right there, keep goin, she acknowledged by Deep Throat A brief choke, then back to the head wop My vein flex, I grab the head, my leg locked Now you know what came next (What?) Preferrably me She swallowed and all, let her tongue fondle the ball She said she had to use the phone to give her mama a call I'm like no prob That's the least I could do to compensate a bl**job (Hey mom, uhm, it's me I'm out with Daniel We went on to the movies I should be getting in about 1:30 So when you get in, don't lock the door, okay? Talk to you later, love you, bye) You'se a grown-a** girl, mama got you on lock? Can't be out your crib past 12 past clock? Part of the game is that? "I'm only 16" was what she relayed to that (Oh sh**!) My life faded to black Picturin cell mates, my jaw fell straight This b**h is jail bait, a high bail rate My conscience said (Sail straight, listen to reason) But this b**h grabbed my dick again, lickin and squeezin Grippin and breathin, heavy like she runnin a race So the emotions goin numb in my face Slow the pace, resume to givin me head ( ? ) relaxin me patient f** it, she 'bout to have me goin out like Anthony Mason sh**, I know what I'm facin if I get caught with my co*k in this But I keep it monogamous, look, I ain't stoppin sh** [ Cop 1 ] Alright Bubba, I think this is the house right here [ Cop 2 ] Yeah, that's where this n***a lives, let's get him [ Cop 1 ] Yeah, you J-Zone? [ J-Zone ] Yeah, I'm J-Zone, what's up, what you need? [ Cop 1 ] Okay buddy, I want you to come down to the station You're under arrest [ J-Zone ] What for, what did I do? [ Cop 1 ] Anything you say or do... [ J-Zone ] What did I do? [ Cop 1 ] No, no, no No you're under arrest [ Cop 2 ] You want me to Rodney King him? [ J-Zone ] What are you takin me in for? [ Cop 1 ] No, no, no [ J-Zone ] Yo, what's the charges? [ Cop 1 ] Sleeping with a underaged girl is the crime That's right, that's right [ J-Zone ] Underaged? But that girl was like 24 What the f** you talkin about? Come on man Damn! Ain't that a b**h f** a jail bait [ J-Zone ] Yeah, to all my fellas I don't care if she has a a** big as Jennifer Lopez Titties like Dolly Parton and walks with a caine Ask for a birth certificate, goddammit (You're old enough to know how and young enough to learn new tricks)