Al Bundy - Al's 'i Care' Song lyrics

When hooters giggle around and I find nickels on the ground I care When the Mustangs engine purrs and the bathromm's not hers I care When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground I care But when I've been playing this for days I swear! PEG: ...and if you really want a scareö, chek out his underwear, if you dare.