AJJ - Dylan Cook's Theme Song lyrics

Got a shopping list on my arm I've got the underwear lost in my cla** I've got a fake a** boutonnière I've got a Japanese smiling disease And you don't want to f** with me No, you don't want to f** with me I've got an angel dying on my shoulder I've got the devil dancing in my heart I've got a kitten s**ing baby's breath I've got a set of really f**ed up teeth, no, no, no You don't want to f** with me No, you don't want to f** with me How dare you want to f** with me No, you don't want to f** with me I've got a pint of orange juice One half of which goes to my bra** monkey The other half is going to Our beloved Pope John Paul, no, no, no, no You don't want to f** with me No, you don't want to f** with me How dare you try and f** with me No, you don't want to f** with me