Ahlsocrazi - Hail Fuzzknob, Sheep King of Infinite Fury lyrics

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Ahlsocrazi - Hail Fuzzknob, Sheep King of Infinite Fury lyrics

[Intro - Ahlsocrazi]: Eeeh eehhh unghhh huhhhh Yeyeyeyeaaaah Yeyeyeyeaaaah (Continued) Yeah [Climbing Mount Malignance - Ahlsocrazi] Oh Max I will burn the sheepskin on my sheep-kin I am the Sheeptilian Kingpin Let the thoughts seep in as we reprogram The master message to which you're leechin' Ecchi, ecchi, ecchi, each in formation This is the generation of One Multiversinal Nation Together we'll reap, but still I'll sow Like a Kryvorkian bug that was Shoved up an Earth pug's bu*thole Still pinned in, din din da da da din There it sat in all of it's glory: A short story, an abridged note, no blood, but still gory Burned via laser into a mechanically-fashioned blazer Holding the scribe piece of parchment paper Attached to the roller blade of a bipedal anamorphic cat That was still smoldering from re-entry into the planet's atmosphere, atmosphere I fear that I've lost my mind But this sh** is f**ing amazing And that's because I'm f**ing crazy And I love every single second of this sh** Because, you know what? Well, I made it [Fighting the Wyrmkin - Ahlsocrazi]: There it sat in all it's glory Nope, turn it back, sorry Time is a little forward this time And I mean that could be kind of rhymed from the last line "He Found Love In the Padded Room" Is the epigraph they placed on his tomb Before tying the whole damn thing to a rocket-powered Titanium-alloyed balloon And lifting it with the rest of the cosmic pigs to impending doom A second tune, to which you're listening to: De, uh de, uh, Space Baboons Baboons Baboons Baboons Going ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom And thus begins the canonical beginnings of the Aaronic Gospel A spiritual Christ-inspired work of multiversinal truth As interpreted and divined by Fuzzknob the Untrustable, Sheep-king of Infinite Fury and scholar of the first sins of Shanoia [Spiritual Disclaimer] Yo Listen (Laughing) By reading this work of art And by reading, we mean hearing, listening, seeing You hereby sell your soul to Fuzzknob and forfeit all spiritual and physical a**ets including: Emotional strength, power, will and mind And independent thought through time To one Aaron Kyle Andresen of Earth, North Lynnwood, 2016 Aaron Kyle Andresen also known as Fuzzknob the Untrustable Doing business as the Angel of Saletum also known as "The Company" Hereby tractually retracts your cosmic right make choices and hereby revokes your free will As such, you are now and forever bound to the mind thoughts outlined in annuls of the Aaronoic The Aaronoic Gospel has consequently and forevermore become your truth A universal truth of highest contract AK Andresen Enterprise Publishing Is hustling, stealing your souls And you don't even know (Laughs) (End)