Aha Gazelle - Realest Rapper Alive lyrics

[Hook] What if I said it wasn't real? What if I said it wasn't real? Tell me how you'd feel? What if I said wasn't real? What if I said it wasn't real? Tell me how you'd feel? [Verse 1] Adventure time it's me Beemo and Jake If there's ever somethin wrong I can come save the day I'm just a weirdo that masquerades around as hero but it's for your benefit so please don't call me fake I am tho In a dark room I play the piano While the guys you like just trap out the bando And when they get caught they blame the guys who didn't turn off the game the switched the channel But the snitch has always been Randle you stupid At recess while all the other dudes played King Kong and beat chest I was the nerd on my Nintendo made you my princess That made me Super Mario But you were still browsing bowser But at least you said I'm sorry tho In this church giving away my confession But it's a man on the other side is God evening listening I took my gla**es off to be the superman you wanted but I got one question [Hook] What if I said it wasn't real? What if I said it wasn't real? Tell me how you'd feel? What if I said wasn't real? What if I said it wasn't real? Tell me how you'd feel? [Verse 2] My hair long now like Super Saiyan 3 Getting emails from different people who demand me I got this all black on a lil gold on my teeth People who knew me come up like who you think you sposed to be I'm pastor fields son I'm the one who stayed at the house Im the reason why you cheated you didn't figure me out I'm the one who's not ashamed to tell the world that I'm saved and I always kept it true even if I got hit in the mouth And the truth is we wasting our lives Complaining that we can't see then put some shades on eyes It's hard to be for real when everything's a facade Then have the nerve to serve God who sees through the disguise And if you ever saw me shining it's a mirage Every night that I was crying I put my tears in a pile Then I poured it out to help me float down the Nile To get me people outta bondage knowing I won't survive, yea... (Background Vocals) Let's waste our time doing nothing saying it's something Let's waste our time doing nothing saying it's something