Agony Column - Bayou Road lyrics

Jump In My Car We're Gonna Take A Ride Down The Bayou Road Tonight I'm Gonna Take You To An Evil Place And I'll Show You All The Sights It's Dark And Wet And Trees And Moss They Hang Like The Fingers Of Fate Take A Right Just Past The Graveyard It Marks The Gate To The Bayou Road Cruizing The Bayou Road Cruizin' The Road Did I Tell Ya The Story Of Ole Black Jim Who Was Scared Until He Turned Half White By The Howlin' Wolves And The Bloody Screams And Some Indians That Glowed In The Night There Were Devil Bats Crocodiles And Snakes By The Motherload And A Wicked Witch That Ate The Men And Turned Their Bones Into Hoppin Toads Down The Bayou Road Cruizing The Bayou Road Cruizin' The Road Take My Advice Lock Your Doors And Roll Your Windows Up Tight Cause If You Look Straight Ahead Down The Highway You'll See The Graveyard Just To The Right We're Gonna Take It Down The Bayou Road We're Gonna Cruise The Road Tonight So Move A Little Closer Darlin' And I Promise I'll Hold You Tight Down The Bayou Road