Afroman - Pimpin' Pennsylvania lyrics

(Chorus:) Afromans pimpin Pennsylvania. If you don't know how to s**, I'll train ya. Flyin down the 76 like a 76er. Between the turn table keep the Colt 45 in the mixer.) Chillin With My girl in Pittsburgh f**in her tits whiles I hit the herb f**ing her friend in State College. No degree, just ghetto knowledge She's from Penn State I'm from the State penn I'm afro mutherf**in M A N Getting licked by a girl in Lancaster. Leavin her face a complete disaster Pots Town, Weeds Ville. Pennsylvania getin high for real Betty with the Gettysburg Address I raised her dress and left a mess This girl from Altoona I opened her legs, it was all tuna I met this girl from Clearfield When the coast was clear, I f**ed her in the field (Repeat Chorus:) Just up in the city of brotherly love. What a bunch of f*ggots I'm just playin damn You know I like Randall Cunningham Dr. J, Charles Barkley, Iverson, I ain't done The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff Schooly D, smokin blunts to d**h So Dr. J, f** that J Roll me a Philly for the city of Philly We used to be boys but we turned them in with the munchies Eatin Philly Cheese steak again Who's that smoking by the liberty Bell? It's Afroman from East Palmdale Signing the declaration of independence from our dependence. (Repeat Chorus:) Lauren, from the city of Warren told me I was boring I pimp slapped Lauren now I got Lauren out there who*en Met this girl form Grove City, as I drove, she flashed her titties I dropped her off in Clarion, Slapped her on her a**, said carry on Took my hoes to Johnstown, they jumped out the car, s**ed the Johns down f**ed this girl, form Kittaning, while she was in the backyard tanning. Met this girl form Chevy Chase Heights, my dick takes frequent flights in her p**y and around the globe. Back to Latrobe, f**in in a Ford Probe (Repeat Chorus:) Winter time, feeling leery, van broke down right by Lake Erie Met a little girl in Mill Creek, put my cold hand on her warm bu*t cheek Got a motel up 79, turned on the heat and everything was fine My van got (indc) in Quarry While I f**ed the receptionist Laurie Did a show that night in Titusville Afro is the tightest and that's for real I know why the call it Oil City, All the women like oil on their tittys I met a new girl in New Castle Nothin feels better than a brand new a**hole Virgin girl, from St. Marry, Afroman poppin that cherry. Summer, from Somerset In the wintertime she's still wet I met a rich lady in Buter, I said, I'm Afroman, your new butler