Afroman - Whack Rappers lyrics

intro: this next song is dedicated to all whack rappers and all the whack people that like and buy their whack music rap: i think ur crazy if u like Jay-Z dont change clothes-change the CD Murphy Lee-what the hook gon' be cuz u do need hook and another beat Jemaine Dupri-u know u wrong f**ed up Chingy's song Afro motherfukin M-a-n cant stand no motherf**in Ying Yang Twins i think Lil Jon & the Eastside Boyz is an ignorant, irratatin' bunch of noise if u dont give a damn-gon throw it out (what) if u dont give a damn-gon throw it out through the window up against the wall laugh when the motherf**a fall these fools cant rap at all i never buy a tune from the Neptunes when they beat come on i hope it go off soon (what) Fabolous, whats fabolous about it i think he terrible, music unbearable rippin off Mase with that look on his face (oh man) i rest my case Kelis,wow,i hate her so much right now my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard who gave her a record deal,oh my God! Nas is in the video with Kelis Jay-Z's in the video with Beyonce both these rappers are whack yet people talk smack about 40 Delefonte the music industry is usin' the slang and tryin' to play it off like they doin' they thang c'mon Camron, oh boy Dipset, oh boy how can u be from a city so black and bust sh**ty lyrics thats wick wick whack (get back on Kelis) oh yeah Kelis this is what i want u to do get on ur knees, face me i got a milkshake for u and its tasty just like ur album Puff Daddy, enough already now its P.Diddy, still sounds sh**ty how can ur group be called Tha Band nobody plays an instrument man i dont play B2k R&B singers be too gay (u know they broke up over money) oh yeah, thats too bad,i dont care i think its good, no doubt they can stop puttin all the bullsh** out (like what) what a girl want, what a girl need a f**in job and a brand new hair weave what a girl want, what a girl need a f**in job and a brand new hair weave a bump bump bump that is all i wanna do a bump bump bump thats my song thats thats what i wrote down on a piece of paper a bump bump bump call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a verse wit me real pimps get down on the floor but i dont see a ho (ho) in the video(i know) why is David Banner runnin from the clan what happened to the b**hes man cadillac on 22s why is David Banner takin off his shoes its supposed to be about cadillacs not David Banner bringin' dead people back even though its all good it might get misunderstood damn skippy mississippi in tha hood raps i'm writin' up, i cant lighten up until these whack a** rappers tighten up Missy Elliott think she looks like Halle Barry, thats scary her CD aint worth it put yo money in yo pocket and reverse it her CD aint worth it put yo money in yo pocket and reverse it Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullsh** Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullsh** Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullsh** Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullsh** Missy Elliott makes a bunch of bullsh** Missy Elliott i cant stand her music goin in my ear if u like Missy Elliott get the f** outta here i cant stand her music goin in my ear if u like Missy Elliott get the f** outta here most rappers are whack just like the people they attract most rappers are whack just like the people they attract most rappers are whack just like the people they attract most rappers are whack just like the people they attract hey man, hey look Trina's on TV oh yeah, ooh she fine hey homie, Trina's on TV she cute not when she rappin, press mute and now we're gonna play a single from the album Weave-olution even wit a weave(even wit a weave) i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve) even wit a weave(even wit a weave) i cant stand Eve(harmonize) even wit a weave, i cant stand Eve even wit a weave, i cant stand Eve i cant stand Eve thats what i said she got a pin-head most people head is round hers go up and down like a peanut she could be pretty if her attitude wasnt so sh**ty talkin bout "u tryna come through the back door" she aint got no back door what she talkin smack fo' male bashin wit Mary J like Queen Latifa, she must be gay in my radio, u gets no play, not today what the f** happened to MTV why these whack people get to make a CD i dont know man look at 50 Cent he dont move his mouth when he rappin, man he be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin u know what i'm sayin he dont move his mouth (mumbling) open yo mouth (more mumbling) i tell ya its Ludacris its Ludacris its Ludacris u dont scare me i'll teach ya how to stunt teach me how to stunt they need to let me teach 'em how to roll a fat blunt get high get drunk and take it easy and stop makin songs so chessy now Mannie Fresh is actually fresh and Juvenile, i like his style but the worst rapper i ever heard man is the whack a** motherf**in Birdman (what about Silkk the Shocker) my name is Silkk and i'll shock ya i juss been shocked by Silkk the Shocker