Afroman - Because I Got High (Positive Remix) lyrics

I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why 'Cause I got high I was gonna go to cla** before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda pa**ed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high They took my whole paycheck and I know why 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why, 'cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo p**y too but then I got high Now I'm jacking off and I know why 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high And if I don't sell one copy I know why 'Cause I'm high Because I'm high Because I'm high