Aesop Rock & Blockhead - Legerdemain lyrics

[Verse 1] Chicken noodle thermos, parka marching out the army surplus Over thermals over thermals over thermals over thermals, look Owl on my shoulder, initials on the katana Whispering something wicked through a moisture-wicking balaclava Not a cop in sight, not a watt of light in the fog Silent night to God almighty just from lighting cigars Not a creature is stirring to purging lightning from the eye on my palm Wide as long as y'all can die and re-spawn Still going, if only a vehicle for merino wool Who volunteer to wake to St. Bernards for the foreseeable I'm edumacated on every threat in the tradе Started checking the chеcker for any legerdemain Caught 'em fudging the numbers and hiding birds in they coat Burning phones and computers inside a circle of stones When policing the people is, "Please return to your homes" You get a people determined to take a turn in the strobe [Chorus] I found something in the woods I wanna show you It just might change how you float around the O2 You was like, "Okay, bet," drove twenty minutes (Drove twenty minutes) Looked for thirty seconds, said, "Can I get a witness?" Went home different Went home different [Verse 2] Two pair of socks under reindeer mukluks Aiming to keep ten pigs awake in the tundra Plaza to plaza, thermometer going nuh-uh My posse out of pocket on some occupy the umbra If it's under freezing, I don't even wanna know a number Just show me to the rolling thunder, wubba, wubba, wubba Today a mall cop told me I should get a life Double black diamond, a pirate to private property Lion-hearted pioneer of high Garbology First archer to set the firestarter oxen free Defending some forgotten block of uncommon geometry Before they fixed the road, there used to be this bump to bump I guess in '97, so and so did such and such In Timbs on someone else's board Tell the story, spread the lore It's epic to a people who would rather push than teleport [Chorus] I found something in the woods I wanna show you It just might change how you float around the O2 You was like, "Okay, bet," drove twenty minutes (Drove twenty minutes) Looked for thirty seconds, said, "Can I get a witness?" Went home different Went home different [Verse 3] Get your wig in the wind, get a feel for the traffic Whether it's static or speedy, whether it's real or imagined The colder the weather, the realer the magic At least that's how it feels when it happens, okay Raiders of the roads and parking lots of greater Carcasonne Canis lupis carcass on, take me to your garlic knots Coffin through the cars, I'm a part of a larger carpet bomb Still partial to the wrong crowd, sorry, mom Wander Eden, not a meter predetermined Turn a curb into an evening, that's the key to freezer burning I'm freezer burning, sweat a boiling ocean early Feb' My coaches told me don't come home without the serpent's head I told 'em hold my turkey leg, point me at a pitchfork Brought the trophy home and took the poultry back still warm Out to flirt with hypothermia It's CCTV's blurriest insurgents in your area [Chorus] I found something in the woods I wanna show you It just might change how you float around the O2 You was like, "Okay, bet," drove twenty minutes (Drove twenty minutes) Looked for thirty seconds, said, "Can I get a witness?" Went home different Went home different