Adrian Hall - Happy Slap lyrics

You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to our bed (oh-oh-oh-oh) You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to the bed My black eye casts no shadow Your red eye sees no pain Your slaps don't stick Your kicks don't hit So we remain the same Blood sticks and sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to our bed You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to the bed I broke your jaw once before I spilled your blood upon the floor You broke my leg in return So let's sit back and watch the bed burn! Kiss me with your broken jaw I'll hold you like I did before, darling And holding hands together We'll wage a little war, a little war.. You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to our bed You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to the bed My black eye casts no shadow Your red eye sees no pain Your slaps don't stick Your kicks don't hit So we remain the same Blood sticks and sweat drips Break the lock if it don't fit A kick in the teeth is good for some A kiss with a fist is better than none You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to our bed You hit me once, I hit you back You gave a kick, I gave a slap You smashed a plate over my head Then I set fire to the bed I'll break your teeth so you can't eat I'll break your feet so you can't sleep I keep you up at night always ready for a fight You broke my teeth so I couldn't eat You broke my feet so I couldn't sleep Keep me up at night Always ready, ready, ready, ready, ready for a fight