Adam Sandler - The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview lyrics

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don't you tell me why you would be an a**et to this company. [Excite Southerner:] ...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am a very...very hard work...vocational sk**s...I went to...willing to work on a holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other people...but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence with the W-2 form...and I was wondering.. [Man:] You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now. Thanks for comin' down. [Excited Southerner:] Cool. [Man:] Are you alright?