[MARK] Tell the folks at home what you're doing Roger [ROGER] I'm writing one great song -- [MARK] The phone rings [ROGER] Yes! [MARK] We screen [MARK & ROGER'S ANSWERING MACHINE] Speak... (Beeeep!) [COLLINS] "Chestnuts roasting ---" [MARK & ROGER] Collins! [COLLINS] I'm downstairs [MARK] Hey! [COLLINS] Roger picked up the phone? [MARK] No, it's me [COLLINS] Throw down the key [MARK] A wild night is now pre-ordained [COLLINS] I may be detained (Phone call cuts off) [MARK] What does he mean...? (Phone rings again) What do you mean "detained"? [BENNY] Ho ho ho! [MARK & ROGER] Benny! sh** [BENNY] Dudes, I'm on my way [MARK & ROGER] Great! f** [BENNY] I need the rent [MARK] What rent? [BENNY] This past year's rent which I let slide [MARK] Let slide? You said we were "golden" [ROGER] When you bought the building [MARK] When we were roommates [ROGER] Remember - you lived here [BENNY] How could I forget? You, me, Collins and Maureen How is the drama queen? [MARK] She's performing tonight [BENNY] I know Still her production manager? [MARK] Two days ago I was bumped [BENNY] You still dating her? [MARK] Last month I was dumped [ROGER] She's in love [BENNY] She's got a new man? [MARK] Well, no... [BENNY] What's his name? [MARK & ROGER] Joanne [BENNY] Rent, my amigos, is due Or I will have to evict you Be there in a few (Roger playing chords) [MARK] The power blows ...