[FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE] Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are singing On TV - at SAKS [SQUEEGIE MAN] Honest living, honest living Honest living, honest living Honest living, honest living... [FIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE] Can't you spare a dime or two? Here but for the grace of God go you You'll be merry I'll be merry Though merry ain't in my vocabulary No sleigh bells No Santa Claus No yule log No tinsel No holly No hearth No--- [SOLOIST] 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer' [FIVE HOMELESS] Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer No room at the Holiday Inn - oh no And it's beginning to snow [VENDORS] Hats, Bats, Shoes, Booze Mountain bikes, Potpourri Leather bags, Girlie mags Forty fives, AZT [VENDOR #1] No one's buying? Feel like crying [ALL] No room at the Holiday Inn - oh no And it's beginning to snow [VENDOR #2] How about a fur In perfect shape Owned by an MBA from uptown I got a tweed Broken in by a greedy Broker who went broke And then broke down [COLLINS] You don't have to do this... [ANGEL] Hush your mouth, it's Christmas [COLLINS] I do not deserve you, Angel [COLLINS] Give, give [ANGEL] Wait [COLLINS] All you do [ANGEL] What's on the floor? [COLLINS] Is give Give me some way [ANGEL] Let's see some more [COLLINS] To show [ANGEL] No, no, no, no [COLLINS] How you've touched me so [ANGEL] Kiss me, it's beginning to snow [MARK] ...She said, "Would you light my candle' And she put on a pout And she wanted you To take her out tonight? [ROGER] Right [MARK] She got you out! [ROGER] She was more than okay But I pushed her away It was bad, I got mad And I had to get her out of my sight [MARK] Wait, wait, wait - you said she was sweet [ROGER] Let's go eat I'll just get fat It's the one vice left when you're dead meat There! That's her! [MARK] Maureen? [ROGER] Mimi! [MARK] Woah! [ROGER] I should go [BOTH] Hey, it's beginning to snow [COPS] I'm dreaming of a white, right Christmas [MIMI & JUNKIES] Follow the man, follow the man With his pockets full of the jam Follow the man, follow the man Help me out, Daddy, if you can Got any D, man? [THE MAN] I'm cool [MIMI & JUNKIES] Got any C, man [THE MAN] I'm cool [MIMI & JUNKIES] Got any X? Any smack? Any horse? Any joogie boogie boy? Any blow? [ROGER] Hey [MIMI] Hey [ROGER] I just want to say I'm sorry for the way -- [MIMI] Forget it [ROGER] I blew up Can I make it up to you? [MIMI] How? [ROGER] Dinner party? [MIMI] That'll do [THE MAN] Hey lover boy, cutie pie You steal my client, you die [ROGER] You didn't miss me, you won't miss her You'll never lack for customers [JUNKIES] I'm willin' I'm illin' I gotta get my sickness off Gotta run, gotta ride Gotta gun, gotta hide, gotta go [THE MAN] And it's beginning to snow [BENNY, spoken] Wish me luck, Alison, the protest is on [PART I] [JUNKIES, overlapping with following] Got any C, man? Got any D, man? Got any B, man? Got any crack? Got any X? [COAT VENDOR] L. L. Bean Geoffrey Beene Burburry zip-out lining [SQUEEGIEMAN] Honest living [ROGER] Mark, this is Mimi - [MARK & MIMI] Hi! [ROGER] She's be dining (with us) [COAT VENDOR] Here's a new arrival [THE MAN] That is an ounce! [VENDORS] Hats, dats, bats [COLLINS] That's my coat! [COAT VENDOR] We give discounts [MARK] I think we've met [ANGEL] Let's get a better one [COLLINS] It's a sham [MIMI] That's what he said [THE MAN] I said it's a gram! [COLLINS] But she's a thief! [ANGEL] But she brought us together [BENNY] Which investor is coming? [COLLINS] I'll take the leather [BENNY] Your father? Damn! [PART II, all overlapping] [HOMELESS & VENDORS] Christmas bells are swinging Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing In my dreams Next year Once you donate you can go Celebrate in Tuckahoe You'll feel cheery I'll feel cherry Tho' I don't really know that theory No bathrobe No Steuben gla** No cappuccino makers No pearls, no diamonds No "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire" Chestnuts roasting on an open fire No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no... [COPS] I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Jingle bells, prison cells Fa la la la, fa la la la You have the right to remain Silent night, holy night Fall on your knees, O night divine You'll do some time Fa la la la la Fa la la la la [JUNKIES] Got any C, man? Got any D, man? Got any B, man? Got any X? Crack? I'm willin', I'm illin' Gotta get my sickness off C-D, help me Follow the man, follow the man Follow the man Joogie boogie, joogie boogie Follow the man, follow the man Any crack, any X, any joogie boogie boy? Any crack, any X, any joogie boogie boy? Got any D, man? Got any C, man? Got any crack, any X, any joogie boogie? [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-five [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-five [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-five [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] No way Twenty-four [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-four [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-four [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Not today Twenty-three [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-three [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-three [ANGEL] Fifteen It's old [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-two [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Twenty-one [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Seventeen [ANGEL] Fifteen [COAT VENDOR] Fifteen [ANGEL & COAT VENDOR] Sold! [MARK & ROGER] Let's Go To The lot Maureen's performing [MIMI] Who's Maureen? [ROGER] His ex [MARK] But I am Over her [ROGER] Let's not hold hands yet [MIMI] Is that a warning? [MARK, ROGER, MIMI] He/You/I Just Need(s) To take it slow I should tell you, I should tell you I should tell you, I should tell you I Should tell you, I... [ALL] And it's beginning to And it's beginning to And it's beginning to--- [MAUREEN] Joanne, which way to the stage! [ALL] Snow!!!