Adam Kay - Finals Countdown lyrics

>How to take a history has always been a mystery, >How to find a JVP, >How to take a pulse. >Asking patients about s**, >Supernature reflex, >Skin bumps, neck lumps, >Now give me a cough (cough) >MMR, BCG, meningitis, DTP, Bile stones, ucichromes, >Coeliac disease. >Fallot's tetralogy, >Different types of allergy, >Antenatal screening of congenital disease. >Spastic paraplegia, >Syringomyelia, >Measuring Glasgow coma, >Extradural haematoma, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's Penetrance of Huntingdon's >HIV, CJD, syphillitic Shanker It's stuff that you need for finals Stuff that you need for finals >Thrombocytopenia, >Treating schizophrenia, >Causes of bulimia, >OCD. >Self-harm, suicide, >Side effects of frusemide, >Personality disorder, >SLE. >Multiple sclerosis, >Haemochromatosis, Paraphemosis, >Endrometriosis, >Salpingitis, >Laryngitis, >Pharyngitis, >Urethritis, >Uveitis, >Retinitis pigmentosa It's stuff that you need for finals, Stuff that you need for finals. >Fractured neck of femur, >Causes of oedema, >Aqueous humour, >Different kinds of tumour, >Pneumothorax, >DVT, >Hepatosplenomegaly, >Prostate, kidney, breast and spleen, >Every organ in between Ehler's-Danlos Marfan's Cushing-Conn's Addison's Carpal tunnel syndrome Alopecia, Dupetryn's Henoch-Schonlein purpura >Austin-Flint murmur, >VSD, DIC, >SIADH. >Typhoid, >Amyloid, >Osteo, Rheumatoid, Patient's that are paranoid, Movements that are athetoid, >Sarcoid, carcinoid, >Cushingoid, Mongoloid, >Pseudopseudopseudopseudohypoparathyroid Stuff that you need for finals, It's all stuff that you need for finals. >X-ray, ECG, >Basic cardiology, >Neuro, endo, >ENT, oncology. >All of rheumatology, >Bits of embryology, >A-level chemistry, >Epidemiology. >Haem firm, >Paeds firm, >Psyche, surgery, >Rheumo, ortho, >So much stuff you need to know, >Learning d** is so much stress, >You memorise the BNF, >Public health, public health, >What the f** is public health? >Stuff that you need for finals, It's all stuff that you need for finals, It's all stuff that you need for finals.