Adam Harvey - I Want My Rib Back lyrics

Now the Bible tells the story 'bout Adam's rib How the Lord made a woman for companionship The first thing she did Was take a bite of that forbidden fruit I guess we'll be paying 'till the end of time At least that's how it is with that woman of mine Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back Now this is wrong and baby that ain't right I'm workin' tryin' to please That woman day and night She's never satisfied although I try And do the best that I can This has gotta change or honey I'm gonna leave I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back There's a hole in my wallet And a pain in my side Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride Her daddy calls her angel And her momma calls us three times a night Her cousins on my sofa Her sister's got my car Her brothers drink my liquor Like my house was a bar Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back