Adam Harvey - Doghouse lyrics

The man's in the moon and the cat's in the criddle And I'm in the dog house It never would have happened if my best friend Wasn't such a loud mouth Well she heard things that she don't like About my nights out Now she's on me like an old cheap suit I'm in the doghouse Well the dog's eating good and he don't care If I'm chewin' bones in the cold night air The whole thing seems just a little unfair There he sits in my favourite chair Whoever said they were man's best friend Had it all wrong If she finds out you've been runnin' with the pack You'll be doggone She says she's got a bone to pick I should have sat up and should have fetched a stick I can't stay here scratching fleas and ticks I'm in the doghouse Well I can tell things are gettin' real bad I bit the mailman I been chasin' cars up and down the street Instead of women The dog and my wife are gettin' mighty thick Lookin' through the window just makes me sick This old dog better learn a new trick I'm in the doghouse