Adam Cohen - What Kind Of Woman lyrics

Make me an offer I can't refuse, Lord Give me something I can really use, Lord Tell me there's no way that I can lose, Lord Show me a miracle or two, Lord In the name of all that's mighty Give me love Aphrodite Give me God on my side Give me Mary, Jesus Christ And the Lord spoke, this is no joke and she said What kind of woman do you want tonight What kind of woman fits your appetite What kind of woman have you had in the past When you laid in the tall leaves of another man's gra** For Abraham Lincoln it says "free the slaves" For you I see right here it says "get him laid" Lord, let me climb up Jacob's ladder Or slide down, it doesn't matter Just show me angels, show me saints In the flesh, not in paint In the name of all that's mighty Give me love Aphrodite Give me God on my side Give me Mary, Jesus Christ And the Lord spoke, this is no joke and she said What kind of woman are you looking for A woman who is perfect or a woman who is torn What kind of woman do you need for your heart Do you need a bride of the light or a bride of the dark For Moses it says right here "part the waves" For you all it says is give you the winning phrase And what about asking to be saved Why are there no apologies made For everything that humans ever craved Like guns and blood and lust and love and accolades In the name of all that's mighty Give me love Aphrodite Give me God on my side Give me Mary, Jesus Christ In the name of all that's mighty Give me love Aphrodite Give me God on my side Give me Mary, Jesus Christ And the Lord spoke, this is no joke