You're always in the fridge or on the phone How the hell would you know you're never home I go to work to keep this family fed Good try pal but you won't even get out of bed I can't believe you spent that much on shoes Look I got them on sale and you'll never know the money I save you So I s'pose you bought a bag a dress and a hat Well you've got your race car want to talk about that You look so darn cute when you get mad It melts away my troubled heart And you don't seem so bad When I see that twinkle in your eye We take the phone off the hook and put the kids to bed Forget wheat we said and Love Away the night You're always on the couch watching football Bring me a beer and keep it down will ya I don't want to miss the score Just like you missed our anniversary Well I'm sorry babe but you should have reminded me You drive me insane Babe don't ever change I like you that way