Adam And Andrew - Rap s**s lyrics

I'm a rapper, and I'm capitalizing On a no talent trend that'll never stop rising I've committed 42 crimes but I've never been to the jails I can still do my job even though I've k**ed all my brain cells With the ciga-weed sticks before I write all my songs During a 60 minute hit with a never empty bong I got the hoes on my dick and the b**hes on their knees I have 18 kids and 3 dozen STDS But I still keep it real with my homies on the street Cause I've taken half of them and put them in my posse They're all almost thirty but they dress like there 18 And they bob their heads to any sound like an empty-headed trained monkey I only rap about d**, p**n, and man f** the police" I gotta make up some words so that I can keep rhyming I S to the iso U to the C-K I dropped out of 8th grade and I'm making tons of money Cause I'm a rapper, the who*e talks back to me so I slap her Then she falls unconsciously and I tap her And you should be fed up and the green thing on my dick won't let me get up Cause I'm a rapper, I live a life under smoke and full of laughter The police see me and they wanna chase after But they can never catch up cause my social status keeps me away from the cuffs. I'm a role model, everybody should want to be like me cause I'm hot With a strained, dazed glare and eyes that are blood shot As you're hiding in your room jacking off in a sock I gotta s*ut down on me with a package full of pop rocks Lil Bow Wow's off the streets and his sales are getting higher He's not even 14 and he's able to retire Cause his life experiences enhance his lyrics That can open your soul and raise your spirits Lil Bow Wow what you say? "You heard of me, had to I'm that lil bad dude with JD I'm the A in the hit, the prince of the click What you think keep making Shorty have them fits It's the B to the capital O-W Wow" How can you not fall in love with that style With all that soul, man Lil Bow you're a genius I'm gonna have to name my next aborted fetus after you And I'll write a song about it but you'll never hate me And I'll use dull repetitive beats that I stole from slim shady Who stole from Dr. Dre who copied MC HAMMER And I never ever had to learn grammar Cause I'm a rapper, the who*e talks back to me so I slap her Then she falls unconsciously and I tap her And you should be fed up and the green thing on my dick won't let me get up Cause I'm a rapper, I live a life under smoke and full of laughter The police see me and they wanna chase after But they can never catch up cause my social status keeps me away from the cuffs