Adam And Andrew - Candyland (John Mayer Wonderland Parody) lyrics

We are Watching Cartoons Your mom Won't be home too soon What's left Which your made to do Is to strip down And play doctor with you And I know That its a sin But I just can't help myself I know You're only ten But you look like you're twelve And if you want love We'll make it Say its against the law But We'll break it Your too young for it to feel good But you can fake it And i'll buy you an icecream cone I wanna play some candyland With you Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too I wanna play some candyland I'll pick you up from school With glitter in your hair Piggy back rides into the pool With poo bear on your underwear You can give me your show And i'll show you how to tie it Your mom will never tuck you in Without me hiding in your closet You want love We'll make it Say its against the law But we'll break it Too young for it to feel good But you can fake it And if you do a good job I'll take you out to disney land Its true I'll play with all your toys If you play with mine too I'll take you out to disney land Damn Baby Your mother hates me But we can make her a necklace with string and Macoroni We can go in a room And ride my little pony [Talking and Laughing] I wanna play some candyland With you Wanna draw you a bath and get in it too But during all the time I'll still be true I just wanna play some candyland Here come the da's Da da da Da da da da Da da da Da da da da Da da da Da da da da Da da da Da da da da Da da da Da da da da Da da da