Adam And Andrew - Sluttier Younger lyrics

There are few things less appealing than you A preteen girl that dresses like a prostitute You want to act like Britney well thats a mistake You want to look like divas but divas are skanks Dating cooler older guys in high school grades If they were really that cool theyd get girls their own age But they cant, so their on a cradle crusade Cause statutory rapes the coolest way to get laid They dont want there bodies to be covered Cause girls are getting s*uttier younger There too young to be talking about s** And losing their virginity at recess Buying push up bras you have to stuff to fill in And giving hand jobs on the bus during school field trips During dances moving like a tramp is your goal And to wear revealing clothes when you have nothing to show Christina or Paris who do you idolize more While looking for a thong in a childrens size four Getting good grades is not what youre dreaming of Youd rather go on MTV and show them your nubs. That cant handle the pressure their under So girls are getting s*uttier younger I wish those jr highers would stop Wearing shorts that barely cover their crotch Youre 12, mature enough to start smoking weed Wasnt it just last week you were watching Disney Now its The 101 Hottest who*es On E! So you can take notes on how to act like Tara Reid Step 1: get drunk and act real dumb Step 2: common sense makes life less fun Step 3: The best way to get accepted Is to put out and become anorexic. I dont understand so I wonder Why girls are getting s*uttier younger They take their childhood and discard it Are they naïve or just retarted, I dont know