Ad Frank - Car Fascist lyrics

It's midnight and I'm ready to go home But you say why not go with you There's just some stops you have to make There's just some folks you need to say some goodbyes to And now I won't get home 'til two And that's a fine how-do-you-do You are a car fascist You'll take me home, but first We'll go where you want to go When I'd've just as soon taken a cab And I'd've just as soon walked And your favors Aren't really favors So f** off If I'd've set out when I wanted I'd've gotten home well before one A.M. I would've walked off several drinks But now instead it seems I'm having more of them And I might not get home again And that's a fine how-do-you-do You are a car fascist You'll take me home, but first We'll go where you want to go When I'd've just as soon taken a cab And I'd've just as soon walked And your favors Aren't really favors So f** off I don't mean to be a dickhead But you pretty much insisted I'm not getting any prettier While you just prattle on And I'm just sitting here Who are we kidding here? And that's a fine how-do-you-do You are a car fascist You'll take me home, but first We'll go where you want to go When I'd've just as soon taken a cab And I'd've just as soon walked And your favors Aren't really favors So f** off