Action Adventure World - A Boy and His Blob lyrics

I'm bout take you on a journey I know nothing about Throwing Jelly beans into my pet blobs mouth They call me a boy cause I got no name I don't think I ever covered a puzzle game (You did Tetris, f*ggot!) But, on with the comical lyrics and such No time for pausing Blobalonia needs us Come on blob we need to go in this hole what the f** blob where did you go? ...This isn't a good start to our friendship. I'm a blob The jelly bean king Strong like Popeye when you give me to me I'll transform into a rocket and burn the whole town You'll think your in Japan, f**in' tearing you down ...Not Cool Blob, not cool Here I come, saving the day My Blob is with me Yay when people walk down the street they say "that's his blob" Cause he's my blob hes with me No time to stop and stare I need a damn ladder, get over here Take the ketchup bean and take position (I'll do it for some licorice), Man, quit b**hin Jelly beans don't grow on trees so don't stress There ain't a game genie in my nes We've gotta save Blobalonia before its too late oh he ran off again just great ...Seriously, blob? Two times in one song? You ain't even f**in' funny anymore. You need an umbrella break out the vanilla Punch bean I'll bust a hole like Godzilla Cinnamon blow torch burnin' you all down to the ground, motherf**er I ain't messing around ...Thanks a lot, blob. Way to make a happy song angry Here I come, saving the day My Blob is with me Yay when people walk down the street they say "that's his blob" Cause he's my blob hes with me