I would like to call myself gifted But for me they use a completely different word Bright, intelligent, studious, or learned? Oh no! They call me Nerd In vain I wish I could make fun of their white hats Bullroar! I know, that would be absurd So I'm just stuck with getting shoved in lockers Oh no! Here they come after the Nerd Oh I wish I were a jock Cuz then I'd get all the girls Oh I wish I were a jock Cuz then I'd be the king of the world Getting stomped on leaves quite an impression I always leave shaken, feeling like a tird In my periforal vision a troop of bouncing white hats Oh no! Here they come after the Nerd Now limping down the hall past all the girls I hear them snickering, but to me not a word I see them giggling and pointing at me Cuz I'm the Nerd