Aborted Jesus - Pedophilia Time Machine lyrics

They don't make 'em like the used to No, kids these days just ain't the same I can molest them all day long And barely feel anything in my schlong Now only one thing excites me Unholy prepubescent blasphemy So with my unparalleled knowledge Of theoretical physics I will build a time machine And begin my semen-stained journey Engage the flux capacitor Prepare to travel through the space time continuum I set a course for the holy manger And bring a wiseman costume from Target Follow the star Crawl through some hay Murder a goat I arrive to see the newborn Christ And I've already got a huge bo*er I shove his stupid b**h mom to the ground And drop a deuce on her chest for good measure I jam my wang into the baby's a** And give him my gift of a Myrrhy Sanchez I blow my load right on Jesus' face It's kind of funny 'cause it looks like his beard