Aborted Jesus - Count Cockula lyrics

I got a job at General Mills It's such an easy place to get my thrills I'm whacking off into every box i can A free prize inside your cereal: a load of my semen! Follow my load It always blows HEARTS, STARS, DIAMONDS, SEMEN MOONS, CLOVERS, HORSESHOES, MORE SEMEN They call me Count co*kula! Taste my ejaculation It beats using a tube sockula! This is breakfast desecration Do your cheerios seem a little salty? Your frosted flakes a little extra frosty? I'm making my rounds to every company Just wait until they get a load of me!