Aborted Jesus - Cannibalism Time Machine lyrics

Fire up the time machine again And grab the cooler and a lot of beers I hope the boys all RSVP'd Oh man, this cookout's gonna kick some a** We're heading back in time once more I'm getting sloppy drunk on Coors We could all go for some BBQ Methinks some holy rump roast will do Christ, it looks like you're in a bind Some dudes nailed you to a piece of wood Jerk, turn your frown upside down Rejoice, my boys and me will get you down And we will bring you to our BBQ! Because all we'd like to eat is YOU What luck to find you nailed up on a cross That thing'll make a f**in' perfect spit! Our time machine is the best Please pa** a slice of Christ breast I'd give up eating you for Lent But you're too succulent Don't forget the steak sauce This meat's stringy, I need to floss On the third day he shall return I resurrect him as a turd