Aberfeldy - Malcolm lyrics

Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Got a man in uniform Riding up my day He never said where he was from And we were better off that way There was something in the way When he was polishing his buckle So well he would see his reflection But the sparkle's gone Reckless with his seatbelt And his foot is on the pedal And his keys in the ignition But the handbrake's on Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey And every time I look around I see couples everywhere As if my world was falling down As if anyone would care Huggin and a-kissin It's a world of things I'm missing I ain't got a pot to piss in And in all my talk It's pretty inconceivable In fact it's unbelievable I'm not so bloody leavable Oh my God Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey Keep me satisfied Keep me warm at night I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan I'm a-waiting for my man Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey Around the time I took it back He had a handlebar mustache He was a hypochondriac And he looked like Graham Nash The place that he lived in was a really really really really really nice place But I got sick and tired of trying To explain he wasn't dying It was only influenza or a common cold Fearin at my worst I went and got a proper nurse And then they hit it off together Now they're growin old Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey So he got a fisherman instead But his chaff was out of line Trying to get me into bed He said "Your place or mine?" But I had to k** the moment, funny feeling in my stomach Made a date, I took the bait The bugger reeled me in But I had to avoid him now That there was something bout his smile It was tiny at the time But now it's wearing thin Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey Keep me satisfied Keep me warm at night I'm not after all the sake Or the sushi in Japan I'm just waiting for my mister tambourine man Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey Then Malcolm came along And stole away my heart I know he's the one Cause I read it in my chart He was born in January I was born in August I'm a Leo that's a lion He's a Capricorn We were meant to be together And it doesn't matter whether You believe it's in the date and time that you were born Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey Keep me satisfied Keep me warm at night I'm not after all the sake or the sushi in Japan I'm just waiting for my nowhere man Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey Hey hey, hey hey