Abby Normal - Bye Bye Granny lyrics

What's so grand you can hardly stand The years won't end for the cripple hand What's so great when your years grow late You can't control your sh** as you disintegrate Force fed through a tube geriatric food You only take a bath when you're in the mood There's a tumor over here and clot and a gland Keep your teeth in a dish next to your bed pan Hey what do ya say no this aint your day A lost spirit on a trip to outer space Bye bye, Granny Bye bye Such a cruel joke you're gonna die Bye bye, Granny Bye bye Born to rot a way who the hell knows why What's so fine about father time He's a grumpy old man with a mind of crime Here's a pill for your heart and a shot for your head If it wasn't for your whining I'd swear you were dead Another cardiac or is it a stroke You better lay down on that hip you broke Time to change your diaper well it's just depends It all turns to sh** when it nears the end BYE BYE GRANNY BYE BYE