Aaron Watson - If You're Not In Love (Foggy Mountain Breakdown) lyrics

Well I'm trying not to panic but I'm getting all romantic Getting soft with everything I say and do Talking hours on the phone, putting on that sweet cologne I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you Wait a minute it gets worse, I found myself holding your purse Outside your dressing room at some bra and panty store My boss' wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi And I knew then that I was in for it for sure Now all the boys down at the shop know and sure do find it funny They say you've changed my ways and that you're spending all my money, honey CHORUS If you're not in love If you're not in love If you're not in love If you're not in love I'm in a lot of trouble I get this lump in my throat to think I sold my boat So I could buy this diamond ring for you Now I'm hoping and I'm wishing since I can't go fishing You don't make me sell my golf clubs too Now all the boys down at the shop know and they laughed until I cried I told em' if I mess this up my mommas gonna tan my hide CHORUS I gave up that can of snuff, no more Nascar on T.V Honey if that ain't enough it may be the d**h of me