Aaron Simon Gross - The Lamest Place In The World lyrics

Patrice: Down the road, there's a dairy queen Up the block, there's a Wall-mart Theres a place you can accessorize your pets A school, a tree, a couple of churches And no matter how hard anybody searches Thats about as thrilling as this dumb-a** village gets Its the lamest place in the world But it just got a little bit better So don't disappear Its the lamest place in the world But Im pretty sure Its not as lame as it was before Now that youre here Forty miles to the nearest river Sixty miles to the airport When we plan our escape, thats where were going to have to be Its a shame, its a sham, its a terrible pity You got dragged away from New York City Its major s** for you but its amazing luck for me Its the lamest place in the world But it just got a little bit better Im happy to say Its the lamest place in the world Your completely exotic Intellectual neurotic You would never have a shot except You've found the perfect guide And though I don't really know you I can hardly wait to show you Every fake and freak Every fool and clown Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town Let'em laugh They wont keep me down With you by my side And it just got a little bit better Amazing but true Yes, the lamest place in the world Has lots of flaws But maybe it'll be fine because It brought me to you