Aaron McGruder - Chris Handsome (Shrek Animation) lyrics

[We fade in to a view of a door from the interior of a house. In walks Shrek. He walks down the hallway towards the kitchen.] Young Boy >Hold on I just got out of the shower, there's some juice on the table [Shrek sits down in front of the table.] Shrek >Mhmm, take your time [We hear the clicking of a door being opened. Chris Hansen walks in to the room. Shrek pays him no attention.] Chris Hansen >You want to explain to me what you're doing here? Shrek >I came looking for booty Chris Hansen >You came looking for s**, with an under-age boy? Shrek >Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's bu*t Chris Hansen >A man's bu*t, excuse me? Shrek *Turns to Chris.* >Oh I know who you are, Chris Hansen, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours. Chris Hansen >Well I don't think you and I will be doing anything, any-kind of way. Shrek >Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way. Chris Hansen >Okay, cut this isn't working, someone get this guy- Shrek *He tackles Chris and pins him to the table.* >Don't make me ruin the bu*t Chris! I'm a warrior! (Chris Hansen Screams) as Shrek seemingly “ruins the bu*t”.