Aaron Ackerson - Theme from The Sexiest Man on Earth lyrics

There lives an embodiment of manliness too beautiful to describe This demigod walks among us. Believe it or not, it ain't no jive His good looks are the greatest thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread But just 'cause he's God's gift to women doesn't mean it's gone to his head The fellas are jealous 'cause the ladies he pleases Kicking rightious a** like a Kung-Fu Jesus He's the most appealing person to whom has ever been given birth Aaron Ackerson is the Sexiest Man on Earth His hot body is quite possibly the eighth wonder of the world That is, at least according to his long waiting list of girls He's got alluring, mysterious eyes and that bad-boy appeal When it comes to heart-throb idols, this stud is the real deal He's like a train to Pleasure City that's boarding on Track 3 Making good love like a walking s** factory He may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but for what it's worth Aaron Ackerson is the Sexiest Man on Earth I was trained by Shaolin monks in the deadly art of Sexy So check me out while some rhymes I flex See, It's like I'm droppin' bombs when my lyrics are flowin' Like Miss Mia Park, I get the Chics-A-Go-Goin' If being s**y was considered a crime I'd get life in prison without parol because I'm the Canadian pope. I don't do dope I once got busy with a soap on a rope The most appealing person to whom has ever been given birth Aaron Ackerson is the Sexiest Man on Earth (Ore wa Aaron-sama) (Zetsurin Pawaa ga aru no sa)