Music & Lyrics By:Laurie Berkner So I went down to the pretzel store 'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more Let me tell you all about those crazy shapes Twisty, curvy, holey, and straight But I don't want to eat pretzels today 'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into birds And flew away Everyday They flew away Oh, those tricky pretzels So I went back to the pretzel store 'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more Let me tell you all about that yummy flavory Salty, sweet, and a little bit savory But I don't want to eat pretzels today 'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into rainbow fish And swam away Everyday They swam away Oh, those tricky pretzels So I went back to the pretzel store 'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more Let me tell you all about those favorite toppings Chocolate dipped and honey whipped But I don't want to eat pretzels today 'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into horses And galloped away Everyday They galloped away Oh, those tricky pretzels "Neigh!"