A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz lyrics

Live like a legend and die like an a**hole You dance with the man, shake his hand, shine his shoes Your revolution rock hits sound like sh** through your iPod Put fists up like I got, not give me the loot How I tried to buy my soul back But the devil bent me over for it Got me curled up in the shower, scratching the letters that read Dear mother, I sold my soul for management Fog blasts will not mask a stage act unnatural. Those timed jumps cause merch bumps, now guests list the suits And past the smoke hangs the backdrop, crowd screams holy mackerel Verse-chorus, verse-chorus, a solo, then boom How I tried to buy my soul back But the devil bent me over for it Got you curled up in the shower, scratching the letters that read Dear mother, I sold my soul for management