A-Plus - Why So Serious? lyrics

[APlus] Show me someone who ain't feelin me, and that's a liar I'm straight up off the matchstick, this sh** is fire The game had been malfunctioning I had to rewire Way too many girls, I rotate em like tires Flyer, Than a space station in orbit Wallet fat, call it eddie murphy in Norbit Success cannot escape, I pull a kirby and absorb it Hospitalize the beat, I gotta pay the doctor for it Insane, lock me up in an asylum I am not a human check the kingdom and the phylum Giant in the game, like Fee Fo Fi Fum Straight as an arrow son, that's how I take my rum f** the smack talk; these are punch lines Nestle made the watch, cause this is Crunch time Opposite of poppin bottles, all you do is cork wine Spend big like a pork barrel, y'all just pork rinds I take a fresh breath while you're all just sighing I'm always fresh to d**h and you straight pig stying When I say that I'm the best kid there's no denying My nose ain't growin so you know I'm not lying Y'all submarines I'm F-16 flying You're a dirty ghetto kid; I'm suit and tie-ing I am all about these girls, you're dude and guy-ing Grab a baby bottle pop cause you about to be crying Get green all day like chlorophyll Like a money tree growin on my windowsill Runnin the whole world like I'm on a global treadmill I blow minds with every line so, tell me hows ya head feel? All I do is Zip O's like I'm producing flame Ain't no work on Sunday, Sabbath, like crazy train Weed, Blunt, Mouth, Lungs, Straight into the veins I'm in control of this game, you couldn't take the reigns Don't point fingers at me cause I don't want the blame For k**in everyone after a slice of fame Surrounded by poodles, I'm Great like Dane Y'all stuck to the floor, I got no ceilings like Wayne Smokin on some Grinch, I got that mean green Ballin while yah sleep, call us the dream team I got more flows than there is oil in the gulf stream Swag on max, off the charts, to the umpteen Come on girl lets light some candles like sixteen Talk dirty, so I'm spittin game thats unclean Why so serious? I'm doin this for fun, see I'm just tryna shine and its like bring yah own sunscreen More great thoughts than a lightbulb factory Cause I copped my thinking cap, from the mad hattery I know that I'm the sh**, getting tired of the flattery Annihilate the beat, thats a**ault and battery Apesh** on the beat like I broke out of the zoo Sick as epidemic, contracting swine flue Three things worse than me? Thats you, you and you Only smoke exotic skunk, call it Pe-pe Lepue Yeah I like my weed purp and green like Barney Hercules in god mode, cause you could never harm me Dont gotta spit game cause these girls tryin to charm me I evolved the game like staryu to starmie Aw damn now I'm off about pokemon Spit some holy sh**, like it was babylon Y'all some girlscouts, pushin tag-alongs When I spit a verse theres no doubt I get my dragon on