A Halo Called Fred - Hypothetical Twist lyrics

You wanna hear about it. You wanna know the latest craze! So I sat around and I thought about it for days. It's the Hypothetical Twist. In your mind it goes like this. Suppose you twist your body to the left and the right. If you think about it you can go all night. You say you don't have the time to sing and dance and jump and shout and leap. We'll make it so easy, you can even do it in your sleep. Don't feel left out 'cause you think that you got no rhythm. Just because you stand like a statue when the music hits. Inside you're Fred Astaire and Madonna's backup dancers rolled into one. There's infinity in your toes if you just suppose and do the Hypothetical Twist. You can't believe it. Nothing could be so much fun. Well come on join in, it's every dance you've never ever done. All night. Good night!