Pardo Bell fail but need no bailout Got competition flailing in the water with pails out Like, pair by pair I have them heaving and hoe-ing Rowing my boat to the motion To sail through tropical oceans Got a burlap sack Jewels and fine rubies in it Popped a cap in a pirate captain Stole a bunch of dubloons to get it Sailed away on balloons and landed somewhere north of Cancun With cheddar leaking out of my pockets Lettuce is the usual terminology I taught you that, that's mad pedagogy The jungle will k** you if all you know is Jumanji Astronomy is hard if your main source is Zathura And all 24-hour news networks are all f**ing evil don't watch them Instead I recommend that you invest in your own satellite And let it fly in the dead of night (When no one's watching) On the low, but it's not stalking And keep a close eye on everyone and everything around you at all times, be safe