A Few Boys - Gold lyrics

[DC] I put nitrous on a kid's stroller and roll it down a hill Grab your white pants and Folger's and "accidentally" spill Put Kool-Aid powder on your flowers, wait about an hour And as the rain showers down to the ground your plants will be k**ed Best believe your frown will be filled I'm burning a forest down for every house that be build It's so astounding a thrill to have a heart pounding with thrill I'm relieving rap game pain like you're downing a pill, uh Poor kids living in a poor city (thirsty) I pour some water on the ground and make them plant look more pretty (curse me) You better cake up with that makeup 'cause those pores look sh**ty I give the wrong answers to kids and they end up scoring fifties My good friend wanted headphones, he's the best guy So I bought some at Best Buy and sent them to a deaf guy Crazy? Nah, I just like to say I have a blessed mine I'll kick a cop's a** before they can ever arrest mine [Hook] Nothing glitters when you're growing bitter and old Act young or get grown Yo, all that glitters is gold Be dumb and never grow old Yo, all that glitters is gold Be dumb and never grow old [Walker M] I was put on the earth to cause headaches and neck pains It's been said that hell raise because of my birth But it hardly marks a party 'til somebody gets hurt In third grade, I left the bully's blood on the turf And I done it with mirth, and I gun at the first chance to force the gimmick As I aim Yo Mama jokes at orphaned children I make all the gorgeous women follow portion limits I tell dead baby jokes at abortion clinics And of course I get it, I ain't no bumbling idiot I'm just the chief executive at Monkey Business There ain't no money in it, it's just some funny sh** I use big words, all the chicks love a cunning linguist They be like "Jesus, isn't he really cool?" As I push another paraplegic in a kiddy pool And if humor is a global health hazard I'll laugh at kids in Africa and go to hell after 'cause [Hook] Nothing glitters when you're growing bitter and old Act young or get grown Yo, all that glitters is gold Be dumb and never grow old Yo, all that glitters is gold Be dumb and never grow old Be dumb and never grow old [Bridge] Be dumb and never grow old Be dumb and never grow old Be dumb and never grow old Be dumb and never grow old [Hook] Nothing glitters when you're growing bitter and old Act young or get grown Yo, all that glitters is gold Be dumb and never grow old Yo, all that glitters is gold Be dumb and never grow old Be dumb and never grow old