[Verse 1: Slim Gravy] Yea, Lemme' be straight up - I need a job homie A 9 to 5 man, I ain't even got 5 on it Got this interview but I ain't got no ride So I guess I'll catch the city bus Fore' I do I'll get high Captain kush for breakfast Had a bowl this morning Should be sober by eleven, I'm high as heaven Popping breath mints, only trying to make a nice impression So I freshen up, crease my slacks, shirt on tuck Put on cologne - think I squirt too much Trying to cover up the purp' I puffed hope it work Or I'm f**ed, n***a need work like a cluck Pockets been hurtin' like a mug Opportunity is in the mud And dirty I'll get for this 40 hours shift Sweep and scrub I plunge out sh** Write out the check Still on the bus - my stop is next Get off and I walk bout' a block Still blowed than a b**h - spark up a square Hope they don't know that I'm high Cause' my eyes heavy - eyes cherry You know that I got me some drops Now lemme' try to focus Man I hope they don't notice Cause I'm... [Hook](x2) Too high, Can't come down Mayne I'm Throwed Losing my head round' round' and 'round Man I'm throwed in this b**h I'm throwed out the brain Can you feel me now? Man I'm throwed in this b**h Throwed, throwed out the brain Man I'm throwed [Verse 2: Slim Gravy] So I got the gig Dont even really know how I got the sh** So to God I give all the glory Can't live off unemployment Now they want me to start the next morning sh** I'm like, "cool" From 5 am to bout 2 Need to find a ride or i guess I'm screwed Ain't trying to get fired but what am I to do? I don't know maybe catch a cab But I ain't got cash so I have to dash Beginning of training And I ain't tryin' to miss not a minute of payment Long story short: yo' I did it and made it Clocked in, call center hoes boppin Other n***as there are hatin' - the trainer's obnoxious And I ain't got the patience, can't wait till 2 o'clock Man, when the first break is? Cause I swear that I'm blazing Got a blunt in my pocket - already rolled up Went far around the corner - made sure nobody watchin' So I fired up... (fired up) Now I'm high as f**... (I'm high as f**) And I already know This the type of sh** that a n***a get fired for But I wasn't even thinkin', walked in straight stinkin' Smelled just like a pound, but ain't' nobody said sh** Feelin' like I'm on a space ship Naw ain't no comin down, f** around Just tell em' that I'm comin' down with a cold, no I could say it's an emergency, gotta go, no I just roll with it Man, I'm trippin' I shoulda' brought that cologne with me What I don't know is that its cameras watchin' I was sittin' in training manager walked in Looked me dead in the face and said "Meet me in office, don't keep me waiting" Man I hope that he playin' - but I know that he not You see where this goin'? I go in the door then he close it and lock And he said, "you must be..." [Hook](x2)