[KRISTINE] See I really couldn't sing I could never really sing [AL] ...Sing! ..Note. ..Throat. ...Thing. [KRISTINE] What I couldn't do was... I have trouble with a... It goes all around my... It's a terrifying... See, I really couldn't hear Which not was lower or was... If someone says, "Let's start a... [AL] ...Higher ...Choir. [KRISTINE] Hey, when I begin to... It's a cross between a... And a quiver or a... It's a little like a... Or the record player... What its doesn't have is... [AL] ...Shreik. ...Squeak. ...Moan. ...Croak. ...Broke. ...Tone. [KRISTINE] Oh I know you're thinking What a crazy... But I really couldn't... I could never really... What I couldn't do was... [AL] ...Dingaling. ...Sing. ...Sing. ...Sing! [AL] Three blind mice. [KRISTINE (Off-Key)] Three blind mice. [Spoken] It isn't intentional... [AL (Spoken)] She's doing her best, Jingle bells, jingle bells... [KRISTINE] Jingle bells, jingle bells... [Spoken] It really blows my mind [AL (Spoken)] She gets depressed But what I lack in pitch I sure [AL] Make up in... ...Power. And all my friends say I am [KRISTINE] Perfect for the Shower. Still, I'm terrific at a... Guys are comin' in their... I'm a birdie on the... But when I begin to... They say, "who's the little... ...Goin' 'pong' instead of... [AL] ...Dance. ...Pants. ...Wing. ...Chirp. ...Twerp ...Ping. And when Christmas comes ans All my friends go... [ALL] Caroling, [KRISTINE] It is so dishearten... It is so disquiet... It is so discourag... Darling, please stop answer... [AL] ...-Ning. ...-Ting. ...-Ging. ...-Ring! ...Sing. ...Sing. [KRISTINE] See, I really couldn't... I could never really... What I couldn't do was... [ALL (In parts with Al conducting)] Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do La [KRISTINE (Off Key)] La... [ALL] La [KRISTINE] La... [GIRLS] Sing, sing Sing a sing a sing sing Sing, sing Sing, Sing [BOYS] Never sing a note. Please never, Never sing a note, Don't ever... [KRISTINE (Off key)] ...Sing. [ALL] Sing!