A$AP Rocky - Funkmaster Flex Freestyle (June 2014) lyrics

[Verse 1: A$AP ROCKY] Look, I'm out for presidents that represent me Benz and Bentley, head from Lindsey Like Lohan, n***a evidently The hoes in every city, hella swift Once had a bad yellow b**h Let her strip, life ain't been the same ever since The oddball in a room full of elephants My elegance take me to them other elements With j** and j**els, a chain full of evidence My j**elry is my jury and my face got embezzlement Motherf**in' syndicate, delicate, intelligence Connected out to the Netherlands My music goes out and moves predicates So mommy, tell a friends and tell a friend Run and tell a friend and tell a friend Email me to tell a friend That crack I got will sell gain Swear this purple lean is like my medicine Could probably roll some weed and we the best of friends Probably go to places that I never been I heard that voice up in my head again, represent [Verse 2: A$AP NAST] Yo, ayo, I'm pa**ing focus I'm in my zone, f** who haven't noticed Hoes ain't like me, said I'm ugly, now they actin' open p**y soakin' I pimp that ho like my name Goldie The name's Nast, yeah, your freak know me I beat the box, leave that thing swollen Peace to my city with my hammer loaded Pigs annoying like the sound of locusts I style wild plus my rhymes the dopest My squad's the best, a bunch of lyrical soldiers Rock a fella, Hova's culture We drink Henny like soda reject chicks like “hold up” And know the game like we supposed to Our lives are like the rollercoaster The up's and down's keep my fam closer No sneak attacks, these n***as can't approach us Damn jokers, we stack chips to keep the heat from vultures That any day could try to run up on us, Mob life [Verse 3: A$AP Rocky] Mob Life, A$AP Mob life I f** a mob wife I did it twice yeah I'm trife I don't give a f** I k** a n***a do life do life twice you Do 2pac like I roll dice Put your life on the line, bet it n***a I dead it Who said it they don't want it with n***as who set the game f** that I don't even need a chain I get b**hes off the game, or the swagger In the lyrics you couldn't hear it my sh** exquisite I'm in the… (ugh) When I flow it, I keep it going, he got the pink bucket Like f** it I gotta tell her s** it She ain't never do it her man coming, and now she ducking Now I'm in the truckin' and we in the beamer, couldn't see him When he coming through gleamin' because I got this b**h named Tima And she gave me her number last summer frontin on a n***a Now I got a number one song she running to a n***a, f** that [Verse 4: A$AP FERG] Oh, you talkin' about Tima, riding in the beamer? (yeah) And the sneakers was looking cleaner now they all on lean up Now I'm tipping lean up now I'm on the clean-up ‘Cause I'm cleaning all these rappers, n***as know I'm in this Going to the cleaners with the Beamer ‘cause I got that new Versace sh** Now my sh** is cleaner and I'm chilling with Flex And your b**h give me s**, and she give me the next When I'm grabbing her text, ‘Cause I got the tech with the vest And you shooting at your neck, n***a you about to get it next [Verse 5: A$AP ROCKY] I'm so bomb, Flex drop one f** that, hella hoes, Flex we got one Yo, I might be like 2Pac's son I pop one, f** it take it to Queens I pop them f** that got a shotgun, Glock Glock, pull it f** that, you couldn't see these, ra-ra, bullets Ra-ta-ta-ta, Ra-ta-ta-ta, n***a fu-fu sh** f** that I come through with that exclusive new sh** You on that FUBU sh**, I'm I got a new boo sh** I don't give a f** I'm on that red sh**, that blue sh** That white, black bulltsh** you act quick Mac quick, I don't give a f** i rap until I got chapped lips I keep chapstick my flow make you do back flips I act sick, you act sick? I pack six Gins, triggers, n***as, couldn't f** with us Tommy Hilfiger, we brought it back, all of that Starter caps and we got the naughty shorties They love it, coming in the club with forties Like, we couldn't afford these Motherf**in' wine and champagne bottles Is you out your f**in' mind? I could save a dime, a hundred times If I pop it like I'm f**in' balling But I ain't, I'm shot calling Who coming home? [Verse 6: A$AP FERG] Yo, yo, when you getting slow bucks they come at your name And I come off flipping like Flex and Dame n***as don't know I stay flexin' on ya dame And that b**h gave me the a**, she gave me the brain [Verse 7: A$AP ROCKY & A$AP FERG] Until 50 cent run up and take your chain He ain't gonna do that to me ‘cause I got that thing Oh sh**, I heard he with the G-Unit gang Ay, but we with that A$AP MOB [Verse 8: A$AP ROCKY] Shout outs to Slow Buds That's my n***a, he know its love I give no f**s I know this b**h named Simmy she gives me floor f**s You know I gave about four bucks ‘Cause she a known ho, but you know, keep that on the low though I walk down yellow brick like Toto I got a four do', ruby slippers, I got my b**h with her She got a b**h Suzie with her And you know I did it in the Jacuzzi And you remember them b**h from back in the day With the finger waves? [Verse 9: A$AP FERG] You talking about Suzie, in the Jacuzzi? Wearing Gucci? She got the fat coochie With the big a** booty? (uh huh) I remember that shorty She was drinking a forty and she was acting naughty Yeah, I like to get up in the red though And she liked my clothes and she liked my earlobes [Verse 10: A$AP ROCKY] Yeah though, but you know, she likes to f** with the weirdos We don't do those, I'm a werewolf, we don't wear those I like the b**hes, the birds, I flock ‘em, I'm a scarecrow Flacko be the name, yeah ho, f** that sh** it's my year though Nast what you said, remember the b**h that would give… [Verse 11: A$AP NAST] We shot but we don't ever hear though I'm here but I'm not like air though I put the shot to your earlobe Yo Nasty style, nasty baby, and I'm wild Who that? That's the kid, go ask about him Hold up, n***as throw...from the bottom f** that... [Verse 12: A$AP ROCKY] I got one question, while you flowing Flex been doing this for years so he knowing We got it open and you know this sh** clean Ayo, Flex you a vet, can I get a sixteen? What's popping man? Let me hear something Drop a bomb for the town n***a (I don't even have a ten or a twelve) [Verse 13: A$AP NAST] I'm out for presidents who represent me I'm hardcore buzzing, ain't got time for stunting Ain't got time for nothing, I'm that new era quit your speculation boy That's nasty baby, now he crazy, like , who f**ing with the boy? Super lowed out, I had my team, my sneaks, my jeans and all that Perform in all black, your b**h is wet like where her draws at? I've had in all that, I've f**ed her once and never call back Can't trust these dusty b**hes on my ba**sack f** with the door cracked, you clowns can hate or get your skull cracked When I be wasted, taking blunts of Cali's finest took each to the face I know complacent G's, warm-hearted the rapper-type, that act alike No we don't rap alike, the flow courageous, son of Satan, we up [Verse 14: A$AP ANT] YG Addie back on that bullsh** Like Carl Ripken when the ball hit Y'all broke n***as giving out no tips Y'all order one bottle, y'all share sips You got no hoes n***a you ain't no pimp I about to touch the sky see my name on a blimp Bought Coke white air-1's looking like a mint Lint on your pocket looking real famished Get a little buzz then y'all vanish I'm over the pot, I'm doing magic I rush like a brick, real tannish I speak into the plug in Spanish I got a dope strip, out in Kansas I ride on a horse like a bandit Send me back in school like a f**ing campus Free crack, free crack I whip in the wrist I got a red-nosed chick just like a pit (Chanting: Drop a bomb on it Flex) [Verse 15: A$AP TWELVY] Yo, I'm like die another day Try another day n***as dying everyday I'm just tryna get away Feeling nice up in the stu' I'm just tryna get my pay Is he tryna play it safe Well I'm tryna make ya shake Break the bank Like my n***a Q all up in your safe I got this b**h think I'm cute All up in my face If she move like she gotta move She can get a spade If I do what I gotta do I could get a plate Feel it's hard up in these street I've been starving for some weed f** the stardom, I'll take the f**in' sneakers off your feet Look at me, so unique, tell you n***as I'm just living like a G In the land of the free, I'm just tryna be me See, free is the only way to be motherf**er (Chanting: Drop a bomb on it Flex) [Verse 16: A$AP FERG] I jump like Wesley in White Men Can't Jump Don't touch my shoes, these ain't Reebok Air Pumps I'm balling different these Yves Saint Laurent I'm telling you I put crosses on them like AND-1 I'm Shamguard with the Vanguard I'm a damn Lord not a damn guard Most of you like damn broads Pocket full with tampons Sickening Get a teaspoon of this medication Keep working and watch he boom of a dedication Blow up like its detonation, so much I could dead a nation Martin had a dream? Well I be blacking like its segregation Hold up? What I say? I said I'm not Madoff But I made off, scheming on n***as pay off I never take a day off Your stache is shaved off, like Adolf Hitler You should lay off, on the game you talk ‘cause you fake dog You never pushed no yay dog Ain't seen no keys like Ray Charles It's me and Meek in a Maybach We get Wale and take off We got your b**h in a big house She walkin' hype like “Hey Rock, how you doing?” Get with her and take her now we ballin Out to the Lakers how we ballin' Like you vacant, you probably catching the vapors House on a hill, f**ed your girl and your neighbors Thinking Khloe don't know me? I'm in the Kardashian haven I'm in a Kardashian, I'm lying, can't I pretend? They say fake it ‘til you make it Well let the faking begin I got a b**h with fake titties, fake a** she all in the Benz Titties will probably fall like a ball when she bend My n***as from Harlem, and Philly all get it in If your b**h come around us, we f**ing her and a friend