9th Wonder - Freak These Tales lyrics

[Verse 1 - MURS] First let me ask for forgiveness, since I might go to hell But I'm addicted to these girls, the way they f**, feel, smell And I been around the world in and out of hotels Now I'm finally off tour I got some stories to tell It all started with Mel my first time doin' it Nervous, couldn't speak, I was scared I might ruin it Something like a pulse she knew how to take it slow Knew one false move and I could f** around and blow So I went with the flow, it went better than I planned Finally found something better than cummin' in my hand They say you come twice the first time, now I understand I came once inside of her, then I became a man The next couple of times weren't quite that memorable Tamika, Lydia must've thought I was pitiful Bustin' after two minutes, I thought that sh** was typical That was probably why they never got back at a n***a so [Hook - MURS] Once upon a time in a land around the way There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday Everytime I tried to hit it they say, no way Till one fine day in this land of L.A We finally slipped up and she let me have my way She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day [Verse 2 - MURS] Now out the city walk come at this iddibittyb**h About 4'7..hmmm..4'11 with a switch Now lets just say, ehh I think I got it backwards But big things do come good in small packages As for actresses in L.A. there's so many Let me tell you about this freak named Small Town Jenny After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me To f** her on a break when she was waitressing at Denny's Now there was Umi, female emcee We talked most of the night about the M-I-C When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z She let me stick it straight in her a**hole, lyrically I love chicks on E that you meet out at these raves They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave I met Rachel in the corner all emotional and mushy Put my dick on her tongue, glowstick in her p**y And [Hook] [Verse 3 - MURS] Alright I had a dancer named Candy stripper chicks Said she only had to dance to get her family out the fix Fine as hell, but the b**h made me sick Cause after datin' two months she'd still make me tip I know a female mexicana by the name of Iliana She likes me dinky's and a wife beater not pyjama's Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa But I keep her on the team just to represent la raza Now Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately She love to live the legends but she also loves the ladies I had to let her go, before she led me to crazy She was lousy in the sack, laid back and hella lazy A couple of weeks back it was all about Meretta Straight up hood rat always beggin' me for cheddar Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real But now I'm f**in' the Korean broad that used to do her nails And [Hook]