Sunday's morning paper told me my luck's gonna change If I could only learn to act my age would I keep from sleeping Things I read the things I hear my lesson instead I stay so gullible Monday morning's paper told me the world is gonna end I don't need time to gather up my friends cause I haven't any Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson Instead I stay so gullible, I'm gullible Things I read the things I hear, it all seems so incredible You'd think by now I'd learn my lesson, instead I stay so gullible, go