7L & Esoteric - Get Dumb lyrics

(This is dope) (Something's wrong in a lab, alright) [Verse 1: Esoteric] Two plus two, add 'em up, get five Capital of Boston, Ma** is Beverly See that man with the gun, poke him in the eye Now now, G.W. Bush would never lie Mike Tyson's such a clever guy Illmatic was good, but it's no Aquemini Cemetery, I spell it with an “a” Phlegm's F-L-E-M today I spoke with Madonna on IM Myspace, Led Zeppelin's my friend Hip hop started in Ipswich French fries taste like dog sh** Billy Holliday, he's the best That cool band Beck is touring out west Men and women, they both need a crown For being so dumb, yo, tell me how they sound [Hook 1: Esoteric] (Dumb) When y'all ain't having no s** But he comes home reeking of beer and Durex (Dumb) When you keep running back to your ex When he treats you like I treated my Lex (Dumb) When you're backstage at a show And don't know that you clearly look like a hoe (Dumb) When you date a guy for three weeks Get his name tattooed all on your a** cheeks (Dumb) When you gave your boyfriend the keys to the crib When he barely sees your a** as it is (Dumb) When you [?] the drunk In the club So you shake what your momma gave you to a thug (Dumb) Drinking, you're trying to find Steve And he says that his cellphone's dead and you believe him (Dumb) When you think he thinks you're number one I know stupid people, girl, but you dumb Now we ain't here to celebrate stupidity or glorify being braindead, but here's a few things we have to address [Verse 2: Esoteric] 2Pac ain't really dead, yo That's real blood on Ric Flair's head, bro Bin Laden, he's only bluffing She on the pill so I won't catch nothing The Sox dude, they don't need Manny The Celtics really need Danny My ex-girlfriend can't stand me Nickelback should've won a Grammy Should I bring wine to the funeral? Adriana Lima ain't beautiful Men and women, they both get a crown for being so dumb Yo, tell 'em how they sound [Hook 2: Esoteric] (Dumb) When you lend your best friend your whip When he's nuts and you knowing that he drives like sh** (Dumb) When you give your girlfriend a lift To a guy friend's you don't even question it (Dumb) When you party like a rock star Drive drunk, break down and flag down a cop car (Dumb) When you take eight shots of [?] Nine shots of Goose ? (Dumb) When you're buying these whiplash CD's From MC's that keep rhyming overly bad (Dumb) When you call yourself an entertainment company but don't do jack (Dumb) When you try to rob a gas station Now the cashiers will smash that face in (Dumb) When you fight battles with a gun I know stupid, but that's just (dumb)