Mzungu who? Mzungu you! Yeah! Yeah! Where is my conch? I must summon Mzungu Mzungu must be summoned and my conch is not here Yeah Fetch me my conch I must summon Mzungu Mzungu must be summoned to spread panic and fear Yeah [Chorus] Mzungu must be summoned and my conch is not here Mzungu must be summoned to spread panic and fear His minions are so happy that they're dancing with joy Mzungu must be summoned here to crush and destroy Everyone must fear Mzungu now! Hey! Hey! Where is my conch? I must summon Mzungu His minions are so happy that they're dancing with joy Yeah Fetch me my conch I must summon Mzungu Mzungu must be summoned here to crush and destroy Yeah [Chorus] Mzungu must be summoned and my conch is not here Mzungu must be summoned to spread panic and fear His minions are so happy that they're dancing with joy Mzungu must be summoned here to crush and destroy Everyone must fear Mzungu now! Fly, Mzungu Hairy body Laser eyes Ma**ive jaws Teeth like axes Claws like knives Hey! Hey! Where is my conch? I must summon Mzungu Mzungu will will laugh as he wreaks your devastation Yeah Where is my conch? I must summon Mzungu Mzungu will revel in your evisceration Yeah Mzungu must be summoned here to devastate Mzungu must be summoned here to eviscerate Mzungu must be summoned here to obliterate Mzungu must be worshipped he is mighty and great Everyone must fear Mzungu now!